Sunday, February 7, 2010

Why the Saints Need to win Super Bowl XLIV

i. Keeping up with the Kardashians needs to return for another season of pure mindless foolywang
ii. Reggie Bush needs to propose to Kim. Lala's got a man, Khloe's got Lamar, Kourtney has a son and a shrimp...
iii. I need to hear my Nawlins folk blow their brass instruments
iv. Nothing will give me as much pleasure as a celebratory Second Line all around the stadium
v. Hand grenades will taste much better
vi. The Saints need to go marching in tonight
vii. We need to see those white 'kerchiefs raised in victory
viii. It will be the right way to kick off Mardi Gras
ix. It will make wearing any garment or trinket with a fleur de lis so worth it tomorrow
x. After Katrina, don't the Saints deserve to win?

So, who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints? I thought so! Go Saints et laissez les bon temps rouler!